SARAH PALIN MAKEOVER...(Tips)

Sarah Palin may have lost her chance to become vice president but it certainly wasn't her "looks" that hurt her. Here are a few tips for Sarah, most are right in line with her rugged, outdoorsy lifestyle, to keep her looking youthful right on into 2012 when, well...who knows?

First: EAT A Lot Of Moose Meat...
Moose meat is tough, (not unlike Sarah) and being tough that makes it chewy. All that chewing will serve to keep that jaw line nice and taunt! Note: You may need a new set of teeth before long but you'll have a great, firm jaw to put them in and absolutely no signs whatsoever of a dreaded, turkey neck.

Second: Quit Sleeping With Todd...
He's too darn good looking and the temptation to play around at bedtime will lead to too little sleep, and as we all know, getting a good nights sleep is the first step in keeping a youthful, refreshed appearance.

Third: Spend 3 Nights A Week Sleeping Outdoors In A Tent...
Crisp, cool air is good for your lungs and it certainly won't hurt to have good, strong lungs come 2012 just in case you find yourself having to do a lot of public speaking engagements...Plus, cooler air keeps you from having to bathe everyday, something that dries your skin out dreadfully. Of course, as an added measure to keep your skin soft and moist, a good rub down nightly with whale blubber really can't be beat!